Tip Line

Have you spotted any of the following? If so, be a patriot and help Mother keep baby (America) healthy and clean. Tips can be reported to our special phone line at 561-832-2600. Please remember to leave as detailed a message as possible. Evidence can be mailed to: 1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach FL 33480. Please remember how incredibly helpful it can be to include photos - especially of men putting phallic shaped objects in their mouths.

PLEASE REPORT:

• Apparent Insurrections that are actually FBI Agents/Antifa LARping as "beautiful people" (please do not report actual insurrections)

• Groups of men putting phallic shaped objects in their mouths. For example: hot dogs, straws, spaghetti and meatballs and even breadsticks...especially breadsticks.

• Whomever Kanye West is currently going "DefCon 3" on.

• Spottings of "super cool guy" Mayor Pete - VP Pence misses him greatly.