Frequently Asked Questions

Why Mother? Why Now?

“Mama's gonna keep baby healthy and clean” is not only a lyric from the Pink Floyd song “Mother”, it is also a deep seated desire of Vice President Pence and, he assumes, our entire nation. Which is why Pence will be running for president in 2024 with “Mother” as his running mate.

In a country tired from the same old divisive politics year after year isn’t it time for change? Isn’t it time for our country's first ever Neo-Christian Conservative Rock Opera presidential campaign? Isn’t it time to “Make America Mother Again” ?

For the first time in our country's history a presidential campaign will answer the foundational questions posed by a Pink Floyd song: “Mother, should I build the wall?”, “Mother, should I run for President?”, “Mother, should I trust the government?”.

In short - Yes, Yes and…it's complicated.

January 6th

Vice President Pence strongly believes the events of January 6th, 2021 were a stain upon the soul of our nation. However, he also believes it is best to wait about 2 years before attempting to remove any stains. He also believes stains should be removed so gently that many people would question if he even wanted to remove the stain, or just felt like he had to.

So...I shouldn't trust the government but also you want to run the government?

Its called a paradox - look it up. Then put on your big boy shoes and deal with it. If you can't, then in the immortal words of Trump "Mother is not going to like this"

What are your policy positions?

• 100% tax credit for any and all walls built. Retaining, Structural, Border Control - we don't care - it's all free in Mother's America

• No more pronoun nonsense. All people will either be called "Mother" or "Father"

• Depending on where the party is at in a year or so: Pence/Mother either agree with all of DeSantis's positions - but a bit more conservative OR they agree with all Trump's positions but a bit less crazy.